Wandering Onion

by Phoenix

Hellooooooooooo beloved readers, the wanderin Onion is back. Oooooookay where was I, yup wait a min, havin breakfast and writing MunCH!MunCH! And to wash it down a sip O Tea GluG!GluG! AAAAAAAA oooookay, after I booked a ride on a bus from Gibraltar to Deutschland it took three days, a VERY!VERYVERY!  uncomfortable ride; the seats R soo close if you are somewhat short it is okay but Hell if you are Tall, and do not even think about trying to sleep, the bus driver  has the volume on Max when he shows a movie, yup silence is not golden. I should have had some happy green for the trip it would have made it a bit more enjoyable. Sooooooo after days of being a sardine I was rewarded with opportunity to leave that MetalHorse I arrived at Frankfurt Hauptbahnhof, well gotta tell you when you arrive in a country for the first time where you do not understand the language it is scary when you are waiting for your contact thinking the whole time, I hope he picks me up(repeat as many times as possible). Have to rewind for a bit when I was in Gibraltar and still living on the yacht I mentioned a German man named Ulli, who banged his head with the Emmanuel against the mast (top 5 of the funniest thing ever seen hahahahahaahaha). Ooooooooooookay Ulli had a friend Olli who visited him a few times and he invited me to come to Germany, so I am waiting for Olli at Frankfurt Hauptbahnhof. To my relief Olli arrives with his daughter Naomi, a darling little one, we put my one large bag and my Bass in his truck and awayyyyyyyyyy we went.  Olli lived in the middle of Frankfurt with his family the Lovely Andrea, his wife, Naomi and Basswa the dog, introductions were made than we got down to business.  On my arrival there was the Museums Uffer Fest so the first night I landed was a festival Megaaaa Kool, I found out that Olli was also a musician and we hit it right off and started a band to celebrate we did do loads of celebrating.

Oooooookay beloved readers and readetts I must leave you once again. Nooooooo, do not B saaaad; I will B back donīt kry, dry your eyes.  Eat Drink and B Merry.

Cyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Soon Phoenix