Wandering Onion

by Phoenix

Helloooo Readers&Readettes. TheWanderingOnion is back. Oooookay, we were on about Olli family, there is a new addition his son Marlon but at the time of my arrival he was not born, Naomi his darling daughter quickly took to me, she was then Hmm 2yrs old and after my first week by them she told Andrea, “mein freund”, I asked Andrea to translate and she told me it meant my friend, well that was a warm kompliment and we had Loads to Laugh. Mornings I stretch so I would take Naomi and we would do situps,pushups,legsquats, to be honest we did that about 2 times than I had to put her on my shoulder and continue the exercises with a laughing Naomi on my back. She just enjoyed sitting while I was HUFFPUFFHUFFPUFF working out, what izz really strange izz that at the time of my arrival I did not speak Deutsch and she no English but we were able to kommunicate, OHHH right just remembered one time Andrea was out and Olli was sleeping and Naomi had messed her pants up with food and drink so I removed the pants and looked at her thinking what is the next step, well this little girl not even reaching my waist level TOOK my HAND and led me in bedroom and pointed to her trunk where fresh pants were. BOOOOOOOM was I finished, from that moment on I have had a healthy respect for my tiny but strong willed adopted Niece, sometimes as we would leave the house I would challenge her for a little race to the korner and back and YOU better believe that Naomi would RUN like HELL and than we would turn around and run back HAHAHAHA, now the 4th memeber of the GutFleisch family which is Olli’s family name, BaazWah, do not remember what brand of dog she was, BUT she was a darling, as time went on I would take BazWah out for walks well she enjoyed our walks BECAUSE we always got LOST . HAHAHA, I would do shit like heyyyyyy Baz never was down this street and, WHOOSH Lost, to quote the Beatles (Help I Need Somebody). HAHAHAHAHAHA luckily I always had the num from the flat with me so it was like Andrea on the other line, where da Hell are you is there a sign on the street what does it say ooooooookay if you turn left than right than left HAAHAA, gotta tell ya I belive I saw BazWah smile everytime I took her out it was like she knew Ahhhh this is KOOL with him i can stay out longer than 15mins TraaLaaLaaLaa, as always I have to be reminded by greater powers to write my column hope you da Readers&Readettes are pleased with the results well this TheWanderingOnion until we meet again TATA!!!